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An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things.
Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.
I don't need to write it down." He goes into the kitchen; his wife hears pots and pans banging around.
The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.
She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I love the depth and breadth my soul can reach when loving each other and being so close together. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began.When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? " "Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream." "Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it." "My memory's not all that bad, " says the husband."No problem -- a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. ***************** I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.. ***************** It's Perfectly Legal To Kill Someone In Your Dreams, That's Why I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday ************** Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? ~Natalie Clifford Barney If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish,what would it be? Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile, I cherish ur ways I adore ur style, What can I say? Let the world know our love Like mid day sun light Like full moon light Like mountain hight Mine eyes desire you above all things & when you love me my heart sings Your pink lips are like fresh grapes It always tastes great more then grapes Let me discover your inner beauty Let me know Gorgeous art of love my beloved.......