At least nine times out of ten, the wife is so unattractive that there is no way I could possibly imagine doing her, and these are just women in their 30’s.
In fact, it is impossible for me to imagine most of them as having ever been attractive enough to warrant male attention.
Who is the most fashionable woman you know – whether it’s a celebrity or friend – and what do you like about her sense of style?
When people try to dress in styles that would be more appropriate for someone much younger, they paradoxically make themselves look much older.
If you are wearing short skirts or high heels or gaudy fashions that might work on a woman half your age, chances are you are making yourself look “older” (in a bad way) than you actually are.
And yet, so many of the most fashionable people I know are women over 60!
Women over 60 are often more fashionable than we used to be when we were younger, because we have better self-confidence and a stronger sense of self – we know how to dress for who we are.
Find yourself a young healthy fir, chop it down, decorate it with your tinsel, and leave lots of unwrapped gifts under its voluptuous boughs.
Just make sure there’s no room under there for anyone else’s gifts.The same goes for leggings, which, while comfortable, are one of the least flattering items of clothing that women over 60 can wear.If you “dress age appropriately,” it often has the effect of making you look younger – because people are not distracted by age-inappropriate clothing, and instead can appreciate what great shape you’re in, or how healthy your skin is, or what a stylish haircut you have.If you maritally snag a 21-year-old minx and occupy her sugar walls for the next ten years, the spermatomically bonded cervix-splattered glue of all those splendid tumbles of passion accrue into something larger than the sum of your individuated speckles.All that young woman heat, heat which will never be replicated with the older version of your wife, captures into limbic amber a network of interlocked, superconductive emotions with the power to sustain lovingrapture a good ways past the poignantly brief era of peak wife ripeness, onward into the elevator muzak era of bland marital inertia (50 years, plus or minus).Give me ten divisions of men like that and…well, not exactly sure what I could do. “It’s over almost before it began.” The shining shiv delivered. Yeah, you’ll enjoy a few bumpy rides sitting in that steal, but it won’t be long before the tailpipe falls off somewhere on Route Big Mistake and the heater blows ice queen air.