The point of the following samples of dating profiles is simple: to mock women’s wish lists…
Sample of dating profile 1: – I don’t fall for overly horny, pervy chicks cruising the internet looking for innocent men to take advantage off – If you think you’ll have thoughts of grabbing the scissors and letting them loose on my little head when I’m asleep after our first fight?
Let me just say: the mental hospital is not the same thing as my home address!
And that’s why I wrote this blog post: to give you samples of dating profiles that you can straight up COPY and PASTE into your dating profile to attract women with… So, the part where you can pretty much type as much text as you’d like to.
There are several reasons why you’d want to go “over-the-top” with your description: !
Where to use these samples of dating profiles: I highly recommend you use one of these near the end of the description of your profile. If you’ve been around the block with online dating like I have, then you’d know that women have wish lists.
All they are, are unrealistic lists of things they think they need in a man.
That’ll certainly get a woman’s attention (it got YOUR attention didn’t it?
), after which you explain that the disaster made you stay inside, you got bored out of your freaking mind, so you signed up for the site.
And let me tell you: they’re turned off when they smell you’re wearing “Desperate Dude cologne”, which is when you’re WAY too serious throughout your dating profile.
They cringe when they read profiles that say “I’m looking for Miss Right.” Maybe you’re a looker too, but women think about dating in a more casual way.
You must be willing to break into laboratories to “lend” equipment while wearing high heels and to have extra limbs attached AND look hot while having them.